@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-07 05:00 UTC
Taxi Driver has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
1976 · Crime / Drama
Taxi Driver
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED18%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
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ICE COLD · STRUCTURALLY PERFECT
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
1976
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Crime / Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-19 04:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Taxi Driver.
@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-09 22:00 UTC
If Taxi Driver was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-20 01:00 UTC
Watched Taxi Driver so you don't have to. You're welcome.
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r/flicks · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 3.5k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Taxi Driver actually is?
Director clearly thought Taxi Driver was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/flicks · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 1.7k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Taxi Driver?
Honestly, Taxi Driver would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/TrueFilm · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 1.3k points
The cinematography in Taxi Driver is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Everyone praising the Taxi Driver performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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