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If exposition were a contact sport, Alien would be banned for life.
“This film is a war crime against cinema.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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1979 · Horror / Sci-Fi
Alien
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
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1979
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Horror / Sci-Fi
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@ENDING_LEAKS2025-12-29 04:00 UTC
Alien is what happens when a writers' room confuses "ambiguous" with "didn't finish the draft".
@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-14 22:00 UTC
The science in Alien has the same relationship to physics that I have to going to the gym: aspirational.
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-22 13:00 UTC
Alien thinks "scary" means turning the lights off and slamming a kitchen drawer.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/TrueFilm · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 0.7k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Alien?
Everyone praising the Alien performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/flicks · u/CinephileCynic🔥 3.8k points
Unpopular opinion: Alien is the most overrated film of the decade
Rewatched Alien last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/movies · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 2.8k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Alien?
Look, I wanted to love Alien. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/TrueFilm · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 2.5k points
The cinematography in Alien is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Just got out of Alien and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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