@SCREEN_SHADE2026-01-06 22:00 UTC
Cosmos is two hours of talking heads agreeing with themselves on a moving B-roll.
1980 · Documentary
Cosmos
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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RELEASE DATE
1980
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GENRE
Documentary
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
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@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2026-01-18 12:00 UTC
Cosmos: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
@TRAILER_TROLL2026-01-24 02:00 UTC
Cosmos has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-11 15:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Cosmos.
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r/criticalkino · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 0.6k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Cosmos actually is?
Look, I wanted to love Cosmos. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/boxoffice · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 0.8k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Cosmos?
Just got out of Cosmos and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/flicks · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 1.3k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Cosmos?
Rewatched Cosmos last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/boxoffice · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 2.5k points
Unpopular opinion: Cosmos is the most overrated film of the decade
Honestly, Cosmos would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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