@RATIO_RAT2025-12-20 11:00 UTC
Watched Only Fools and Horses so you don't have to. You're welcome.
1981 · Comedy
Only Fools and Horses
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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RELEASE DATE
1981
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Comedy
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@REEL_DEAL2025-12-25 19:00 UTC
Only Fools and Horses put every joke in the trailer and then dared us to sit through the rest.
@ROW_F_REGRET2025-12-28 05:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Only Fools and Horses.
@ENDING_LEAKS2025-12-29 05:00 UTC
Only Fools and Horses is what improv class warned you about.
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r/flicks · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 1.4k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Only Fools and Horses?
Rewatched Only Fools and Horses last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/flicks · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 2.2k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Only Fools and Horses?
Everyone praising the Only Fools and Horses performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/boxoffice · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 1.5k points
The cinematography in Only Fools and Horses is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Look, I wanted to love Only Fools and Horses. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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