@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-14 05:00 UTC
The science in Blade Runner has the same relationship to physics that I have to going to the gym: aspirational.
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1982 · Action / Drama / Sci-Fi / Thriller
Blade Runner
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED19%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED25%
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
1982
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GENRE
Action / Drama / Sci-Fi / Thriller
PLOT SUMMARY
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STARRING CAST
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@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-07 16:00 UTC
Blade Runner: where physics filed for emotional distress and lost.
@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-04 04:00 UTC
Blade Runner has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
@RATIO_RAT2025-12-02 04:00 UTC
Blade Runner confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
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Why is Blade Runner rated highly on Roasted Tomatoes?+
Blade Runner (1982) is praised with a low burn score on Roasted Tomatoes with a Burn Index of 19/100.
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Blade Runner works best as a classic vault title for re-roast nights for action fans. With a Burn Index of 19/100, pair it with viewers who can handle that heat level.
Is Blade Runner worth watching according to Roasted Tomatoes?+
Blade Runner scores 19/100 Burn — Roasted Tomatoes recommends it as a confident watch.
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r/criticalkino · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 0.6k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Blade Runner actually is?
Director clearly thought Blade Runner was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/criticalkino · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 3.9k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Blade Runner?
Honestly, Blade Runner would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/flicks · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 3.6k points
Hot Take: Blade Runner's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Just got out of Blade Runner and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/boxoffice · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 4.3k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Blade Runner?
Everyone praising the Blade Runner performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
💬 926 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD