@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-14 05:00 UTC
The science in Blade Runner has the same relationship to physics that I have to going to the gym: aspirational.
1982 · Action / Drama / Sci-Fi / Thriller
Blade Runner
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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RELEASE DATE
1982
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GENRE
Action / Drama / Sci-Fi / Thriller
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
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@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-07 16:00 UTC
Blade Runner: where physics filed for emotional distress and lost.
@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-04 04:00 UTC
Blade Runner has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
@RATIO_RAT2025-12-02 04:00 UTC
Blade Runner confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
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r/criticalkino · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 0.6k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Blade Runner actually is?
Director clearly thought Blade Runner was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/criticalkino · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 3.9k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Blade Runner?
Honestly, Blade Runner would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/flicks · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 3.6k points
Hot Take: Blade Runner's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Just got out of Blade Runner and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/boxoffice · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 4.3k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Blade Runner?
Everyone praising the Blade Runner performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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