@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-17 10:00 UTC
Counted the jumpscares in The Thing. Lost count. Lost interest. Refunded the popcorn emotionally.
“Straight to the compost bin.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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1982 · Horror / Mystery / Sci-Fi
The Thing
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED18%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED24%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
TOTAL LEDGER ENTRIES FOR THIS TITLE · 0 · LIVE
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ICE COLD · STRUCTURALLY PERFECT
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
1982
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Horror / Mystery / Sci-Fi
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
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@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-24 06:00 UTC
The Thing: every character holds the idiot ball with both hands and a strap.
@RATIO_RAT2025-12-27 11:00 UTC
Watched The Thing so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@REEL_DEAL2025-12-13 20:00 UTC
If The Thing was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
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Why is The Thing rated highly on Roasted Tomatoes?+
The Thing (1982) is praised with a low burn score on Roasted Tomatoes with a Burn Index of 18/100.
What streaming era or audience vibe does The Thing fit best?+
The Thing works best as a classic vault title for re-roast nights for horror fans. With a Burn Index of 18/100, pair it with viewers who can handle that heat level.
Is The Thing worth watching according to Roasted Tomatoes?+
The Thing scores 18/100 Burn — Roasted Tomatoes recommends it as a confident watch.
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r/boxoffice · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 3.0k points
The cinematography in The Thing is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Look, I wanted to love The Thing. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/boxoffice · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 1.5k points
Unpopular opinion: The Thing is the most overrated film of the decade
Honestly, The Thing would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/boxoffice · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 1.3k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in The Thing actually is?
Just got out of The Thing and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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