Watched Scarface so you don't have to. You're welcome.

Scarface
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
🍅 THE DEVIL TOMATO IS LIGHTING A MATCH FOR THIS REVIEW…
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
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If whispered monologues were currency, Scarface would settle the national debt.
Scarface confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
Scarface is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
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The cinematography in Scarface is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Just got out of Scarface and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Scarface?
Director clearly thought Scarface was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
Unpopular opinion: Scarface is the most overrated film of the decade
Honestly, Scarface would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Scarface?
Everyone praising the Scarface performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
