@TRAILER_TROLL2026-01-03 07:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Ran.
1985 · Action / Drama / War
Ran
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED18%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED24%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
TOTAL LEDGER ENTRIES FOR THIS TITLE · 0 · LIVE
— WHERE TO WATCH
🔥 The Devil Tomato is sniffing out streaming services…
ICE COLD · STRUCTURALLY PERFECT
ICE COLD · 0–20%
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🧂 SALTING THE WOUNDS…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
1985
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Action / Drama / War
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-01 17:00 UTC
If Ran was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-31 16:00 UTC
Watched Ran so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@CREDITS_FLEE2026-01-14 22:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, Ran would settle the national debt.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/criticalkino · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 0.5k points
Hot Take: Ran's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Rewatched Ran last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/boxoffice · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 3.8k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Ran actually is?
Director clearly thought Ran was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 4.7k points
The cinematography in Ran is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Just got out of Ran and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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