@RATIO_RAT2026-01-12 17:00 UTC
Dekalog is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
1989 · Drama
Dekalog
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SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
1989
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@REEL_DEAL2026-01-06 10:00 UTC
If Dekalog was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
@ROW_F_REGRET2026-01-03 01:00 UTC
Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, Dekalog.
@ENDING_LEAKS2026-01-01 03:00 UTC
Watched Dekalog so you don't have to. You're welcome.
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r/flicks · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 4.2k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Dekalog?
Look, I wanted to love Dekalog. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/movies · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 1.8k points
The cinematography in Dekalog is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Just got out of Dekalog and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/criticalkino · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 1.1k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Dekalog?
Rewatched Dekalog last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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