Watched My Neighbor Totoro so you don't have to. You're welcome.

My Neighbor Totoro
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
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Cried during My Neighbor Totoro. Mostly at the ticket price.
My Neighbor Totoro is 90 minutes of merch-tie-in with a story bolted on as a legal afterthought.
My Neighbor Totoro is what improv class warned you about.
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Unpopular opinion: My Neighbor Totoro is the most overrated film of the decade
Director clearly thought My Neighbor Totoro was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in My Neighbor Totoro?
Everyone praising the My Neighbor Totoro performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in My Neighbor Totoro?
Rewatched My Neighbor Totoro last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
The cinematography in My Neighbor Totoro is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Honestly, My Neighbor Totoro would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
