@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-18 12:00 UTC
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade treats "worldbuilding" the way a toddler treats a fruit bowl — enthusiastically, briefly, then forgotten.
1989 · Adventure
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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RELEASE DATE
1989
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Adventure
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@RATIO_RAT2025-12-09 19:00 UTC
Watched Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@REEL_DEAL2025-12-20 05:00 UTC
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
@ROW_F_REGRET2025-12-10 05:00 UTC
The science in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade has the same relationship to physics that I have to going to the gym: aspirational.
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r/flicks · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 0.8k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade?
Just got out of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/movies · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 1.0k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade actually is?
Rewatched Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/flicks · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 4.7k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade?
Director clearly thought Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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