@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-18 21:00 UTC
GoodFellas: where physics filed for emotional distress and lost.
“Certified chaotic energy.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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1990 · Biography / Crime / Drama
GoodFellas
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
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RELEASE DATE
1990
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GENRE
Biography / Crime / Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
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@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-25 00:00 UTC
GoodFellas should come with a complimentary pillow for when the third-act CGI soup inevitably kicks in.
@RATIO_RAT2025-12-12 20:00 UTC
The script for GoodFellas feels like it was entirely written by an algorithm fed nothing but energy-drink commercials.
@REEL_DEAL2025-12-21 12:00 UTC
I've seen screen savers with more depth and fewer unnecessary lens flares than GoodFellas.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/criticalkino · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 1.0k points
Hot Take: GoodFellas's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Everyone praising the GoodFellas performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/movies · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 0.6k points
The cinematography in GoodFellas is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Look, I wanted to love GoodFellas. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/flicks · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 2.1k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in GoodFellas actually is?
Just got out of GoodFellas and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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