@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-02 20:00 UTC
If Schindler's List was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
“Popcorn's burnt. Like this film.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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1993 · Biography / Drama / History
Schindler's List
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
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— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🚬 LIGHTING A CIGAR OFF THE SCREENPLAY…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
1993
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GENRE
Biography / Drama / History
PLOT SUMMARY
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@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-16 23:00 UTC
Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, Schindler's List.
@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-08 19:00 UTC
Watched Schindler's List so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-04 12:00 UTC
Schindler's List: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/movies · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 1.9k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Schindler's List actually is?
Honestly, Schindler's List would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/TrueFilm · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 4.3k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Schindler's List?
Rewatched Schindler's List last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/TrueFilm · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 0.9k points
The cinematography in Schindler's List is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Just got out of Schindler's List and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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