@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-05 06:00 UTC
If Before Sunrise was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
1995 · Comedy / Drama / Romance
Before Sunrise
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED19%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED25%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
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— WHERE TO WATCH
🔥 The Devil Tomato is sniffing out streaming services…
ICE COLD · STRUCTURALLY PERFECT
ICE COLD · 0–20%
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🍅 THE DEVIL TOMATO IS CACKLING IN THE PROJECTION BOOTH…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
1995
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Comedy / Drama / Romance
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-18 04:00 UTC
Watched Before Sunrise so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-24 10:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, Before Sunrise would settle the national debt.
@RATIO_RAT2025-12-27 07:00 UTC
Before Sunrise confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
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r/movies · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 4.1k points
Hot Take: Before Sunrise's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Just got out of Before Sunrise and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/movies · u/CinephileCynic🔥 1.2k points
The cinematography in Before Sunrise is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Look, I wanted to love Before Sunrise. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/TrueFilm · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 0.6k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Before Sunrise actually is?
Rewatched Before Sunrise last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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