@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-05 15:00 UTC
The script for Braveheart feels like it was entirely written by an algorithm fed nothing but energy-drink commercials.
1995 · Drama / War
Braveheart
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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1995
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Drama / War
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
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@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-03 09:00 UTC
I've seen screen savers with more depth and fewer unnecessary lens flares than Braveheart.
@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-02 00:00 UTC
Braveheart: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-16 02:00 UTC
Braveheart has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
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r/TrueFilm · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 3.2k points
Unpopular opinion: Braveheart is the most overrated film of the decade
Look, I wanted to love Braveheart. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/boxoffice · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 0.7k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Braveheart actually is?
Just got out of Braveheart and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/criticalkino · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 1.1k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Braveheart?
Rewatched Braveheart last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/movies · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 3.9k points
Hot Take: Braveheart's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Director clearly thought Braveheart was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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