@ROW_F_REGRET2025-12-27 06:00 UTC
Princess Mononoke has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
1997 · Animation / Adventure / Fantasy
Princess Mononoke
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SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED23%
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
1997
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Animation / Adventure / Fantasy
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@ENDING_LEAKS2025-12-29 04:00 UTC
Princess Mononoke treats "worldbuilding" the way a toddler treats a fruit bowl — enthusiastically, briefly, then forgotten.
@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-29 22:00 UTC
Princess Mononoke is what happens when a writers' room confuses "ambiguous" with "didn't finish the draft".
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-30 01:00 UTC
Princess Mononoke is 90 minutes of merch-tie-in with a story bolted on as a legal afterthought.
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r/criticalkino · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 2.7k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Princess Mononoke?
Everyone praising the Princess Mononoke performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 1.0k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Princess Mononoke?
Rewatched Princess Mononoke last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 2.2k points
Unpopular opinion: Princess Mononoke is the most overrated film of the decade
Look, I wanted to love Princess Mononoke. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/movies · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 1.9k points
The cinematography in Princess Mononoke is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Just got out of Princess Mononoke and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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