@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-27 23:00 UTC
The Sopranos should come with a complimentary pillow for when the third-act CGI soup inevitably kicks in.
1999 · Crime / Drama
The Sopranos
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED8%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED14%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
TOTAL LEDGER ENTRIES FOR THIS TITLE · 0 · LIVE
ICE COLD · STRUCTURALLY PERFECT
ICE COLD · 0–20%
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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RELEASE DATE
1999
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Crime / Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-29 13:00 UTC
The script for The Sopranos feels like it was entirely written by an algorithm fed nothing but energy-drink commercials.
@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-15 02:00 UTC
I've seen screen savers with more depth and fewer unnecessary lens flares than The Sopranos.
@RATIO_RAT2025-12-07 15:00 UTC
The Sopranos: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
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r/movies · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 3.3k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in The Sopranos?
Director clearly thought The Sopranos was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/boxoffice · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 3.5k points
Unpopular opinion: The Sopranos is the most overrated film of the decade
Just got out of The Sopranos and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/criticalkino · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 3.8k points
The cinematography in The Sopranos is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Everyone praising the The Sopranos performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/criticalkino · u/ExpositionDump🔥 4.3k points
Hot Take: The Sopranos's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Honestly, The Sopranos would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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