Monsters, Inc. is 90 minutes of merch-tie-in with a story bolted on as a legal afterthought.

Monsters, Inc.
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
🍅 THE DEVIL TOMATO IS CACKLING IN THE PROJECTION BOOTH…
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
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Monsters, Inc. is what improv class warned you about.
Laughed twice during Monsters, Inc.. Once was a sneeze.
Monsters, Inc. put every joke in the trailer and then dared us to sit through the rest.
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The cinematography in Monsters, Inc. is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Director clearly thought Monsters, Inc. was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Monsters, Inc.?
Honestly, Monsters, Inc. would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Monsters, Inc.?
Just got out of Monsters, Inc. and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
Unpopular opinion: Monsters, Inc. is the most overrated film of the decade
Everyone praising the Monsters, Inc. performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
