Watched City of God so you don't have to. You're welcome.

City of God
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
🧂 SALTING THE WOUNDS…
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
Cast information unavailable.
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If whispered monologues were currency, City of God would settle the national debt.
City of God confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
City of God is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
Unfiltered Reddit Outrage
Simulated r/movies discussion threads · curated commentary timeline.
Unpopular opinion: City of God is the most overrated film of the decade
Just got out of City of God and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in City of God?
Rewatched City of God last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
Hot Take: City of God's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Everyone praising the City of God performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in City of God actually is?
Honestly, City of God would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
