@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-03 23:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during NCIS.
2003 · Action / Crime / Drama / Mystery / Thriller
NCIS
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED22%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED28%
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2003
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Action / Crime / Drama / Mystery / Thriller
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-17 13:00 UTC
NCIS confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-09 02:00 UTC
Counted the jumpscares in NCIS. Lost count. Lost interest. Refunded the popcorn emotionally.
@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-19 15:00 UTC
NCIS should come with a complimentary pillow for when the third-act CGI soup inevitably kicks in.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/boxoffice · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 3.9k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in NCIS?
Look, I wanted to love NCIS. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
💬 973 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/TrueFilm · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 3.6k points
Unpopular opinion: NCIS is the most overrated film of the decade
Just got out of NCIS and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/movies · u/CinephileCynic🔥 3.1k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in NCIS actually is?
Rewatched NCIS last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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