@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-05 05:00 UTC
Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, Million Dollar Baby.
2004 · Drama / Sport
Million Dollar Baby
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED19%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED25%
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ICE COLD · STRUCTURALLY PERFECT
ICE COLD · 0–20%
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2004
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Drama / Sport
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@POPCORN_CRITIC2026-01-17 16:00 UTC
Watched Million Dollar Baby so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@CREDITS_FLEE2026-01-23 16:00 UTC
Million Dollar Baby: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
@RATIO_RAT2026-01-11 10:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, Million Dollar Baby would settle the national debt.
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r/boxoffice · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 4.4k points
Hot Take: Million Dollar Baby's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Honestly, Million Dollar Baby would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/boxoffice · u/ExpositionDump🔥 1.8k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Million Dollar Baby actually is?
Everyone praising the Million Dollar Baby performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/flicks · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 1.7k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Million Dollar Baby?
Rewatched Million Dollar Baby last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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