@REEL_DEAL2025-12-03 15:00 UTC
The Departed should come with a complimentary pillow for when the third-act CGI soup inevitably kicks in.
2006 · Crime / Drama / Thriller
The Departed
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SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2006
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Crime / Drama / Thriller
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@ROW_F_REGRET2025-12-17 09:00 UTC
The script for The Departed feels like it was entirely written by an algorithm fed nothing but energy-drink commercials.
@ENDING_LEAKS2025-12-24 00:00 UTC
I've seen screen savers with more depth and fewer unnecessary lens flares than The Departed.
@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-12 02:00 UTC
The Departed: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
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r/boxoffice · u/CinephileCynic🔥 1.5k points
Hot Take: The Departed's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Everyone praising the The Departed performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/movies · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 2.2k points
The cinematography in The Departed is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Rewatched The Departed last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/criticalkino · u/ExpositionDump🔥 1.7k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in The Departed?
Director clearly thought The Departed was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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