@SCREEN_SHADE2026-01-17 03:00 UTC
If There Will Be Blood was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
2007 · Drama
There Will Be Blood
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED18%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED24%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
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ICE COLD · STRUCTURALLY PERFECT
ICE COLD · 0–20%
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2007
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2026-01-23 15:00 UTC
Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, There Will Be Blood.
@TRAILER_TROLL2026-01-26 15:00 UTC
Watched There Will Be Blood so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-12 22:00 UTC
There Will Be Blood: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 3.1k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in There Will Be Blood?
Director clearly thought There Will Be Blood was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/flicks · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 4.4k points
Hot Take: There Will Be Blood's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Honestly, There Will Be Blood would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 2.8k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in There Will Be Blood?
Just got out of There Will Be Blood and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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