If There Will Be Blood was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.

There Will Be Blood
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
🔥 CHARRING THE SCRIPT…
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
Cast information unavailable.
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Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, There Will Be Blood.
Watched There Will Be Blood so you don't have to. You're welcome.
There Will Be Blood: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
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Simulated r/movies discussion threads · curated commentary timeline.
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in There Will Be Blood?
Director clearly thought There Will Be Blood was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
Hot Take: There Will Be Blood's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Honestly, There Will Be Blood would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in There Will Be Blood?
Just got out of There Will Be Blood and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
