@RATIO_RAT2025-12-05 16:00 UTC
If Planet Earth was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
2006 · Documentary / Family
Planet Earth
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED6%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED12%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
TOTAL LEDGER ENTRIES FOR THIS TITLE · 0 · LIVE
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ICE COLD · STRUCTURALLY PERFECT
ICE COLD · 0–20%
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2006
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Documentary / Family
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@REEL_DEAL2025-12-03 09:00 UTC
Planet Earth is 90 minutes of merch-tie-in with a story bolted on as a legal afterthought.
@ROW_F_REGRET2025-12-02 00:00 UTC
Watched Planet Earth so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@ENDING_LEAKS2025-12-01 02:00 UTC
Planet Earth: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
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r/boxoffice · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 4.5k points
Hot Take: Planet Earth's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Rewatched Planet Earth last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/flicks · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 3.4k points
The cinematography in Planet Earth is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Honestly, Planet Earth would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/movies · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 3.9k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Planet Earth actually is?
Everyone praising the Planet Earth performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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