If Planet Earth was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.

Planet Earth
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
🔥 CHARRING THE SCRIPT…
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
Cast information unavailable.
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Planet Earth is 90 minutes of merch-tie-in with a story bolted on as a legal afterthought.
Watched Planet Earth so you don't have to. You're welcome.
Planet Earth: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
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Hot Take: Planet Earth's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Rewatched Planet Earth last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
The cinematography in Planet Earth is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Honestly, Planet Earth would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Planet Earth actually is?
Everyone praising the Planet Earth performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
