Death Note thinks "scary" means turning the lights off and slamming a kitchen drawer.

Death Note
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
🌶️ SHARPENING THE HORNS…
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
Cast information unavailable.
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Death Note: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, Death Note.
Death Note should come with a complimentary pillow for when the third-act CGI soup inevitably kicks in.
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Simulated r/movies discussion threads · curated commentary timeline.
Unpopular opinion: Death Note is the most overrated film of the decade
Just got out of Death Note and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
Hot Take: Death Note's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Rewatched Death Note last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Death Note?
Director clearly thought Death Note was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
