If exposition were a contact sport, How to Train Your Dragon would be banned for life.

How to Train Your Dragon
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
🍅 THE DEVIL TOMATO IS LIGHTING A MATCH FOR THIS REVIEW…
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
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How to Train Your Dragon: where physics filed for emotional distress and lost.
I've seen screen savers with more depth and fewer unnecessary lens flares than How to Train Your Dragon.
Even the popcorn looked bored during How to Train Your Dragon.
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Hot Take: How to Train Your Dragon's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Everyone praising the How to Train Your Dragon performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in How to Train Your Dragon actually is?
Just got out of How to Train Your Dragon and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in How to Train Your Dragon?
Director clearly thought How to Train Your Dragon was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
