@REEL_DEAL2025-12-10 17:00 UTC
Like Stars on Earth is 90 minutes of merch-tie-in with a story bolted on as a legal afterthought.
2007 · Drama / Family
Like Stars on Earth
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
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SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2007
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Drama / Family
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@ROW_F_REGRET2025-12-20 22:00 UTC
Watched Like Stars on Earth so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@ENDING_LEAKS2025-12-25 19:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Like Stars on Earth.
@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-13 00:00 UTC
Like Stars on Earth: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
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r/TrueFilm · u/CinephileCynic🔥 1.2k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Like Stars on Earth?
Look, I wanted to love Like Stars on Earth. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/boxoffice · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 3.6k points
The cinematography in Like Stars on Earth is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Director clearly thought Like Stars on Earth was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/boxoffice · u/CinephileCynic🔥 2.7k points
Unpopular opinion: Like Stars on Earth is the most overrated film of the decade
Everyone praising the Like Stars on Earth performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 0.6k points
Hot Take: Like Stars on Earth's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Honestly, Like Stars on Earth would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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