@POPCORN_CRITIC2026-01-17 14:00 UTC
If exposition were a contact sport, Up would be banned for life.
2009 · Animation / Adventure / Comedy / Drama / Family
Up
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED17%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED23%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
TOTAL LEDGER ENTRIES FOR THIS TITLE · 0 · LIVE
— WHERE TO WATCH
🔥 The Devil Tomato is sniffing out streaming services…
ICE COLD · STRUCTURALLY PERFECT
ICE COLD · 0–20%
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🧂 SALTING THE WOUNDS…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2009
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Animation / Adventure / Comedy / Drama / Family
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
— SUBMIT A ROAST
Public Roast Feed
@CREDITS_FLEE2026-01-23 20:00 UTC
If Up was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
@RATIO_RAT2026-01-26 18:00 UTC
Up confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
@REEL_DEAL2026-01-27 23:00 UTC
Up put every joke in the trailer and then dared us to sit through the rest.
— FROM THE WILD
Unfiltered Reddit Outrage
Simulated r/movies discussion threads · curated commentary timeline.
r/movies · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 1.5k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Up?
Honestly, Up would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
💬 230 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/criticalkino · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 3.5k points
The cinematography in Up is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Director clearly thought Up was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
💬 1,789 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/criticalkino · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 3.6k points
Unpopular opinion: Up is the most overrated film of the decade
Just got out of Up and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
💬 1,168 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD