@RATIO_RAT2025-12-08 09:00 UTC
The script for House of the Dragon feels like it was entirely written by an algorithm fed nothing but energy-drink commercials.
2022 · Action / Adventure / Drama / Fantasy
House of the Dragon
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED17%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED23%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
TOTAL LEDGER ENTRIES FOR THIS TITLE · 0 · LIVE
ICE COLD · STRUCTURALLY PERFECT
ICE COLD · 0–20%
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🌶️ SHARPENING THE HORNS…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2022
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Action / Adventure / Drama / Fantasy
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@REEL_DEAL2025-12-19 18:00 UTC
If House of the Dragon was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
@ROW_F_REGRET2025-12-25 05:00 UTC
Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, House of the Dragon.
@ENDING_LEAKS2025-12-12 17:00 UTC
Counted four explosions before the studio logo finished. House of the Dragon knows its audience.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/criticalkino · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 1.7k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in House of the Dragon actually is?
Look, I wanted to love House of the Dragon. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/flicks · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 1.6k points
Hot Take: House of the Dragon's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Just got out of House of the Dragon and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/boxoffice · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 2.2k points
The cinematography in House of the Dragon is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Director clearly thought House of the Dragon was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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