Cried during The Legend of Vox Machina. Mostly at the ticket price.

The Legend of Vox Machina
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
🍅 THE DEVIL TOMATO IS CACKLING IN THE PROJECTION BOOTH…
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
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The Legend of Vox Machina is what happens when a writers' room confuses "ambiguous" with "didn't finish the draft".
The script for The Legend of Vox Machina feels like it was entirely written by an algorithm fed nothing but energy-drink commercials.
Watched The Legend of Vox Machina so you don't have to. You're welcome.
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Unpopular opinion: The Legend of Vox Machina is the most overrated film of the decade
Rewatched The Legend of Vox Machina last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in The Legend of Vox Machina actually is?
Honestly, The Legend of Vox Machina would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
Hot Take: The Legend of Vox Machina's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Look, I wanted to love The Legend of Vox Machina. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
