@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-28 10:00 UTC
Shutter Island: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
2010 · Drama / Mystery / Thriller
Shutter Island
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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RELEASE DATE
2010
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Drama / Mystery / Thriller
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-29 18:00 UTC
Watched Shutter Island so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-15 05:00 UTC
Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, Shutter Island.
@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-07 17:00 UTC
Counted four explosions before the studio logo finished. Shutter Island knows its audience.
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r/boxoffice · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 0.8k points
The cinematography in Shutter Island is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Rewatched Shutter Island last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/criticalkino · u/CinephileCynic🔥 2.9k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Shutter Island?
Director clearly thought Shutter Island was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/criticalkino · u/ExpositionDump🔥 4.8k points
Unpopular opinion: Shutter Island is the most overrated film of the decade
Everyone praising the Shutter Island performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/movies · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 2.9k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Shutter Island actually is?
Honestly, Shutter Island would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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