The science in Project Hail Mary has the same relationship to physics that I have to going to the gym: aspirational.

Project Hail Mary
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
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Project Hail Mary treats "worldbuilding" the way a toddler treats a fruit bowl — enthusiastically, briefly, then forgotten.
Even the popcorn looked bored during Project Hail Mary.
If whispered monologues were currency, Project Hail Mary would settle the national debt.
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[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Project Hail Mary?
Director clearly thought Project Hail Mary was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
Hot Take: Project Hail Mary's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Honestly, Project Hail Mary would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Project Hail Mary actually is?
Rewatched Project Hail Mary last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
The cinematography in Project Hail Mary is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Everyone praising the Project Hail Mary performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.