@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2026-01-09 06:00 UTC
Counted four explosions before the studio logo finished. Incendies knows its audience.
2010 · Drama / Mystery / War
Incendies
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COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2010
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Drama / Mystery / War
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@TRAILER_TROLL2026-01-19 16:00 UTC
I've seen screen savers with more depth and fewer unnecessary lens flares than Incendies.
@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-09 16:00 UTC
If Incendies was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
@POPCORN_CRITIC2026-01-04 10:00 UTC
Incendies is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
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r/flicks · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 1.1k points
Hot Take: Incendies's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Director clearly thought Incendies was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/criticalkino · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 4.8k points
The cinematography in Incendies is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Rewatched Incendies last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/TrueFilm · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 3.7k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Incendies actually is?
Look, I wanted to love Incendies. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/flicks · u/ExpositionDump🔥 1.3k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Incendies?
Honestly, Incendies would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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