@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-10 16:00 UTC
Laughed twice during The White Lotus. Once was a sneeze.
2021 · Comedy / Drama / Mystery
The White Lotus
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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RELEASE DATE
2021
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GENRE
Comedy / Drama / Mystery
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
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@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-05 21:00 UTC
The White Lotus: every character holds the idiot ball with both hands and a strap.
@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-03 06:00 UTC
The White Lotus thinks "scary" means turning the lights off and slamming a kitchen drawer.
@RATIO_RAT2025-12-01 17:00 UTC
The White Lotus has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
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r/movies · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 4.6k points
The cinematography in The White Lotus is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Just got out of The White Lotus and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/criticalkino · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 3.5k points
Unpopular opinion: The White Lotus is the most overrated film of the decade
Rewatched The White Lotus last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/criticalkino · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 2.1k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in The White Lotus?
Director clearly thought The White Lotus was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/flicks · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 3.0k points
Hot Take: The White Lotus's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Look, I wanted to love The White Lotus. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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