The science in Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood has the same relationship to physics that I have to going to the gym: aspirational.

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
🧂 SALTING THE WOUNDS…
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
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Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood is what improv class warned you about.
The script for Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood feels like it was entirely written by an algorithm fed nothing but energy-drink commercials.
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Unpopular opinion: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood is the most overrated film of the decade
Everyone praising the Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood actually is?
Look, I wanted to love Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
Hot Take: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Honestly, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood?
Just got out of Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
