@REEL_DEAL2026-01-16 12:00 UTC
Landman should come with a complimentary pillow for when the third-act CGI soup inevitably kicks in.
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2024 · Crime / Drama / Western
Landman
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
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2024
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Crime / Drama / Western
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@ROW_F_REGRET2026-01-08 07:00 UTC
The script for Landman feels like it was entirely written by an algorithm fed nothing but energy-drink commercials.
@ENDING_LEAKS2026-01-03 23:00 UTC
I've seen screen savers with more depth and fewer unnecessary lens flares than Landman.
@SCREEN_SHADE2026-01-01 14:00 UTC
Landman: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
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Landman scores 18/100 Burn — Roasted Tomatoes recommends it as a confident watch.
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r/boxoffice · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 2.2k points
Unpopular opinion: Landman is the most overrated film of the decade
Rewatched Landman last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/criticalkino · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 2.9k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Landman?
Everyone praising the Landman performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/criticalkino · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 2.4k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Landman actually is?
Look, I wanted to love Landman. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/flicks · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 3.1k points
Hot Take: Landman's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Just got out of Landman and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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