@REEL_DEAL2026-01-26 07:00 UTC
Beef is what improv class warned you about.
2023 · Comedy / Drama
Beef
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED20%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED26%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
TOTAL LEDGER ENTRIES FOR THIS TITLE · 0 · LIVE
— WHERE TO WATCH
🔥 The Devil Tomato is sniffing out streaming services…
ICE COLD · STRUCTURALLY PERFECT
ICE COLD · 0–20%
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🍅 THE DEVIL TOMATO IS CACKLING IN THE PROJECTION BOOTH…
— AUDIENCE VERDICT TAGS · LIVE10 TAGS
— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2023
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Comedy / Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
— SUBMIT A ROAST
Public Roast Feed
@ROW_F_REGRET2026-01-28 05:00 UTC
Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, Beef.
@ENDING_LEAKS2026-01-28 22:00 UTC
Beef is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
@SCREEN_SHADE2026-01-29 01:00 UTC
Beef confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
— FROM THE WILD
Unfiltered Reddit Outrage
Simulated r/movies discussion threads · curated commentary timeline.
r/boxoffice · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 2.5k points
The cinematography in Beef is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Honestly, Beef would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
💬 1,542 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/boxoffice · u/ExpositionDump🔥 0.8k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Beef?
Just got out of Beef and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
💬 492 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/criticalkino · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 0.5k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Beef?
Director clearly thought Beef was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
💬 1,774 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD