@REEL_DEAL2026-01-26 07:00 UTC
Beef is what improv class warned you about.
“The projector's on fire. Literally.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
ADVERTISEMENTReserved space
2023 · Comedy / Drama
Beef
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED20%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED26%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
TOTAL LEDGER ENTRIES FOR THIS TITLE · 0 · LIVE
— WHERE TO WATCH
🔥 The Devil Tomato is sniffing out streaming services…
ICE COLD · STRUCTURALLY PERFECT
ICE COLD · 0–20%
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
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— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🍅 THE DEVIL TOMATO IS CACKLING IN THE PROJECTION BOOTH…
— AUDIENCE VERDICT TAGS · LIVE10 TAGS
— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2023
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Comedy / Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@ROW_F_REGRET2026-01-28 05:00 UTC
Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, Beef.
@ENDING_LEAKS2026-01-28 22:00 UTC
Beef is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
@SCREEN_SHADE2026-01-29 01:00 UTC
Beef confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
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People also ask
Why is Beef rated highly on Roasted Tomatoes?+
Beef (2023) is praised with a low burn score on Roasted Tomatoes with a Burn Index of 20/100.
What streaming era or audience vibe does Beef fit best?+
Beef works best as a recent streaming-era watch for comedy fans. With a Burn Index of 20/100, pair it with viewers who can handle that heat level.
Is Beef worth watching according to Roasted Tomatoes?+
Beef scores 20/100 Burn — Roasted Tomatoes recommends it as a confident watch.
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r/boxoffice · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 2.5k points
The cinematography in Beef is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Honestly, Beef would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
💬 1,542 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/boxoffice · u/ExpositionDump🔥 0.8k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Beef?
Just got out of Beef and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
💬 492 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/criticalkino · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 0.5k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Beef?
Director clearly thought Beef was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
💬 1,774 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD