@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-11 15:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Oppenheimer.
2023 · Biography / Drama / History
Oppenheimer
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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RELEASE DATE
2023
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Biography / Drama / History
PLOT SUMMARY
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@RATIO_RAT2025-12-06 09:00 UTC
Oppenheimer is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
@REEL_DEAL2025-12-18 12:00 UTC
If Oppenheimer was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
@ROW_F_REGRET2025-12-09 08:00 UTC
Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, Oppenheimer.
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r/boxoffice · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 2.9k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Oppenheimer actually is?
Rewatched Oppenheimer last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/flicks · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 1.9k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Oppenheimer?
Look, I wanted to love Oppenheimer. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/criticalkino · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 1.2k points
The cinematography in Oppenheimer is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Just got out of Oppenheimer and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/movies · u/ExpositionDump🔥 3.2k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Oppenheimer?
Director clearly thought Oppenheimer was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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