@POPCORN_CRITIC2026-01-13 05:00 UTC
Watched Shrinking so you don't have to. You're welcome.
2023 · Comedy / Drama
Shrinking
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED18%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED24%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
TOTAL LEDGER ENTRIES FOR THIS TITLE · 0 · LIVE
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ICE COLD · STRUCTURALLY PERFECT
ICE COLD · 0–20%
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2023
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Comedy / Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@CREDITS_FLEE2026-01-06 16:00 UTC
If Shrinking was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
@RATIO_RAT2026-01-18 04:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Shrinking.
@REEL_DEAL2026-01-08 16:00 UTC
Shrinking has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/criticalkino · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 1.1k points
Hot Take: Shrinking's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Everyone praising the Shrinking performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/criticalkino · u/CinephileCynic🔥 1.8k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Shrinking actually is?
Director clearly thought Shrinking was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/movies · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 2.2k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Shrinking?
Honestly, Shrinking would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/criticalkino · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 0.9k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Shrinking?
Look, I wanted to love Shrinking. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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