@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-04 23:00 UTC
If exposition were a contact sport, War Machine would be banned for life.
“This tomato has seen things.”
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2026 · Action / Sci-Fi / Thriller
War Machine
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED78%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED74%
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2026
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Action / Sci-Fi / Thriller
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
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@RATIO_RAT2025-12-03 01:00 UTC
War Machine treats "worldbuilding" the way a toddler treats a fruit bowl — enthusiastically, briefly, then forgotten.
@REEL_DEAL2025-12-16 20:00 UTC
Counted four explosions before the studio logo finished. War Machine knows its audience.
@ROW_F_REGRET2025-12-23 12:00 UTC
War Machine: where physics filed for emotional distress and lost.
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Why is War Machine roasted on Roasted Tomatoes?+
War Machine (2026) is torched as a high-burn watch on Roasted Tomatoes with a Burn Index of 78/100.
What streaming era or audience vibe does War Machine fit best?+
War Machine works best as a fresh-release theater & early streaming pick for action fans. With a Burn Index of 78/100, pair it with viewers who can handle that heat level.
Is War Machine worth watching according to Roasted Tomatoes?+
Roasted Tomatoes scores War Machine at 78/100 Burn — worth it mainly for a hate-watch or a memorably messy night.
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r/boxoffice · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 1.6k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in War Machine actually is?
Everyone praising the War Machine performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
💬 849 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/movies · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 4.2k points
Hot Take: War Machine's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Director clearly thought War Machine was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/movies · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 4.2k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in War Machine?
Look, I wanted to love War Machine. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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