@CREDITS_FLEE2026-01-07 05:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, F1: The Movie would settle the national debt.
2025 · Drama / Sport
F1: The Movie
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED24%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED30%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
TOTAL LEDGER ENTRIES FOR THIS TITLE · 0 · LIVE
LUKEWARM · INOFFENSIVE
ICE COLD · 0–20%
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🔥 CHARRING THE SCRIPT…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2025
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Drama / Sport
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
— SUBMIT A ROAST
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@RATIO_RAT2026-01-03 16:00 UTC
F1: The Movie has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
@REEL_DEAL2026-01-16 16:00 UTC
F1: The Movie confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
@ROW_F_REGRET2026-01-07 22:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during F1: The Movie.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/boxoffice · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 2.1k points
The cinematography in F1: The Movie is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Everyone praising the F1: The Movie performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/criticalkino · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 3.4k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in F1: The Movie?
Director clearly thought F1: The Movie was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/boxoffice · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 4.9k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in F1: The Movie actually is?
Look, I wanted to love F1: The Movie. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/criticalkino · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 2.1k points
Unpopular opinion: F1: The Movie is the most overrated film of the decade
Just got out of F1: The Movie and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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