@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-18 17:00 UTC
Suits is what improv class warned you about.
2011 · Comedy / Drama
Suits
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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RELEASE DATE
2011
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Comedy / Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
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@RATIO_RAT2025-12-09 22:00 UTC
Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, Suits.
@REEL_DEAL2025-12-20 07:00 UTC
Suits is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
@ROW_F_REGRET2025-12-25 06:00 UTC
Suits confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
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r/boxoffice · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 2.0k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Suits?
Honestly, Suits would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/boxoffice · u/CinephileCynic🔥 4.2k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Suits actually is?
Everyone praising the Suits performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/flicks · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 4.9k points
The cinematography in Suits is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Director clearly thought Suits was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/boxoffice · u/ExpositionDump🔥 2.2k points
Unpopular opinion: Suits is the most overrated film of the decade
Look, I wanted to love Suits. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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