@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-28 23:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Apex.
2026 · Action / Thriller
Apex
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED39%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
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LUKEWARM · INOFFENSIVE
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🍅 THE DEVIL TOMATO IS CACKLING IN THE PROJECTION BOOTH…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2026
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Action / Thriller
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-30 01:00 UTC
I've seen screen savers with more depth and fewer unnecessary lens flares than Apex.
@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-15 08:00 UTC
Apex: where physics filed for emotional distress and lost.
@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-07 18:00 UTC
If Apex was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/boxoffice · u/ExpositionDump🔥 3.3k points
The cinematography in Apex is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Honestly, Apex would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
💬 1,413 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/criticalkino · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 2.8k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Apex actually is?
Everyone praising the Apex performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/TrueFilm · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 2.8k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Apex?
Just got out of Apex and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/flicks · u/CinephileCynic🔥 4.2k points
Unpopular opinion: Apex is the most overrated film of the decade
Rewatched Apex last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
💬 1,245 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD