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If The Intouchables was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
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2011 · Comedy / Drama
The Intouchables
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
A wealthy quadriplegic aristocrat living in Paris requires a live-in caregiver. He hires a young man from the projects with a criminal record, recently released from prison, to be his assistant. Their professional relationship evolves into an unlikely and profound friendship, bridging their vastly different backgrounds and challenging societal expectations.
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RELEASE DATE
2011
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GENRE
Comedy / Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
A wealthy quadriplegic aristocrat living in Paris requires a live-in caregiver. He hires a young man from the projects with a criminal record, recently released from prison, to be his assistant. Their professional relationship evolves into an unlikely and profound friendship, bridging their vastly different backgrounds and challenging societal expectations.
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@RATIO_RAT2025-12-08 23:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during The Intouchables.
@REEL_DEAL2025-12-04 19:00 UTC
The Intouchables has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
@ROW_F_REGRET2025-12-02 12:00 UTC
The Intouchables: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
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Why is The Intouchables rated highly on Roasted Tomatoes?+
The Intouchables (2011) is served a mixed roast on Roasted Tomatoes with a Burn Index of 48/100. A wealthy quadriplegic aristocrat living in Paris requires a live-in caregiver. He hires a young man from the projects with a criminal record, recently released from prison, to be his assistant. Their professional relati…
What streaming era or audience vibe does The Intouchables fit best?+
The Intouchables works best as a modern catalog staple for comedy fans. With a Burn Index of 48/100, pair it with viewers who can handle that heat level.
Is The Intouchables worth watching according to Roasted Tomatoes?+
The Intouchables lands at 48/100 Burn — solid for genre fans, skippable if you want a guaranteed classic.
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r/TrueFilm · u/CinephileCynic🔥 0.6k points
Hot Take: The Intouchables's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Look, I wanted to love The Intouchables. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/flicks · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 0.8k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in The Intouchables actually is?
Director clearly thought The Intouchables was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/criticalkino · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 3.5k points
Unpopular opinion: The Intouchables is the most overrated film of the decade
Honestly, The Intouchables would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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