@ROW_F_REGRET2025-12-16 10:00 UTC
Watched Top Gun: Maverick so you don't have to. You're welcome.
2022 · Action / Drama
Top Gun: Maverick
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED18%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED24%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
TOTAL LEDGER ENTRIES FOR THIS TITLE · 0 · LIVE
ICE COLD · STRUCTURALLY PERFECT
ICE COLD · 0–20%
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🌶️ SHARPENING THE HORNS…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2022
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Action / Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@ENDING_LEAKS2025-12-08 18:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, Top Gun: Maverick would settle the national debt.
@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-19 17:00 UTC
Top Gun: Maverick confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-09 23:00 UTC
Top Gun: Maverick is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/movies · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 1.5k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Top Gun: Maverick actually is?
Just got out of Top Gun: Maverick and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/flicks · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 0.8k points
Unpopular opinion: Top Gun: Maverick is the most overrated film of the decade
Director clearly thought Top Gun: Maverick was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/criticalkino · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 3.1k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Top Gun: Maverick?
Everyone praising the Top Gun: Maverick performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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