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Human Planet narrates like it's being charged by the adjective.
2011 · Documentary
Human Planet
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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RELEASE DATE
2011
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GENRE
Documentary
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
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@ENDING_LEAKS2025-12-25 05:00 UTC
Human Planet is two hours of talking heads agreeing with themselves on a moving B-roll.
@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-27 22:00 UTC
Human Planet: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-29 01:00 UTC
Human Planet has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
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r/criticalkino · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 3.0k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Human Planet actually is?
Everyone praising the Human Planet performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/boxoffice · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 4.7k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Human Planet?
Honestly, Human Planet would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/criticalkino · u/ExpositionDump🔥 2.0k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Human Planet?
Look, I wanted to love Human Planet. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 2.8k points
Unpopular opinion: Human Planet is the most overrated film of the decade
Just got out of Human Planet and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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