@POPCORN_CRITIC2026-01-14 11:00 UTC
The script for Person of Interest feels like it was entirely written by an algorithm fed nothing but energy-drink commercials.
2011 · Action / Crime / Drama / Mystery / Sci-Fi / Thriller
Person of Interest
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED68%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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RELEASE DATE
2011
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GENRE
Action / Crime / Drama / Mystery / Sci-Fi / Thriller
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@CREDITS_FLEE2026-01-07 07:00 UTC
Person of Interest confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
@RATIO_RAT2026-01-18 11:00 UTC
If exposition were a contact sport, Person of Interest would be banned for life.
@REEL_DEAL2026-01-23 20:00 UTC
Person of Interest has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 2.5k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Person of Interest?
Director clearly thought Person of Interest was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/movies · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 1.4k points
The cinematography in Person of Interest is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Honestly, Person of Interest would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/boxoffice · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 2.7k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Person of Interest?
Just got out of Person of Interest and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/boxoffice · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 3.7k points
Unpopular opinion: Person of Interest is the most overrated film of the decade
Rewatched Person of Interest last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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