@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-21 07:00 UTC
Cried during Gravity Falls. Mostly at the ticket price.
2012 · Animation / Adventure / Comedy / Family / Fantasy
Gravity Falls
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🔥 The Devil Tomato is sniffing out streaming services…
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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🧂 SALTING THE WOUNDS…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2012
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Animation / Adventure / Comedy / Family / Fantasy
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-26 05:00 UTC
Gravity Falls is 90 minutes of merch-tie-in with a story bolted on as a legal afterthought.
@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-28 10:00 UTC
Gravity Falls is what improv class warned you about.
@RATIO_RAT2025-12-29 07:00 UTC
Laughed twice during Gravity Falls. Once was a sneeze.
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r/boxoffice · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 2.1k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Gravity Falls actually is?
Rewatched Gravity Falls last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/criticalkino · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 2.7k points
Unpopular opinion: Gravity Falls is the most overrated film of the decade
Everyone praising the Gravity Falls performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/flicks · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 1.2k points
Hot Take: Gravity Falls's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Just got out of Gravity Falls and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/movies · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 0.8k points
The cinematography in Gravity Falls is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Look, I wanted to love Gravity Falls. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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