If whispered monologues were currency, Rivals would settle the national debt.

Rivals
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
🔥 CHARRING THE SCRIPT…
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
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Rivals has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
Rivals confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
Even the popcorn looked bored during Rivals.
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Unpopular opinion: Rivals is the most overrated film of the decade
Look, I wanted to love Rivals. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Rivals actually is?
Rewatched Rivals last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
Hot Take: Rivals's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Just got out of Rivals and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.