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Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, The Grand Budapest Hotel.
2014 · Comedy / Drama
The Grand Budapest Hotel
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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Comedy / Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
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@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-09 04:00 UTC
The Grand Budapest Hotel is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
@RATIO_RAT2025-12-19 22:00 UTC
The Grand Budapest Hotel confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
@REEL_DEAL2025-12-10 01:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, The Grand Budapest Hotel would settle the national debt.
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r/TrueFilm · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 4.6k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in The Grand Budapest Hotel actually is?
Just got out of The Grand Budapest Hotel and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/boxoffice · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 2.1k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in The Grand Budapest Hotel?
Rewatched The Grand Budapest Hotel last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/boxoffice · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 4.6k points
The cinematography in The Grand Budapest Hotel is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Director clearly thought The Grand Budapest Hotel was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/criticalkino · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 1.1k points
Hot Take: The Grand Budapest Hotel's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Look, I wanted to love The Grand Budapest Hotel. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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